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Happy Harry... in the Valley of the Bongo Kings!!!

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Happy Harry... in the Valley of the Bongo Kings!!!

Postby Von Richter » Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:41 am

Young Faversham is on detachment from the South Essex. Accompanied by his biographer, Mr. Rudyard Kipper, and four worthies of his Regiment our Hero is going exploring... and nicking, for Her Maj, any treasures he may stumble over.
Thanks to his excellent spy network the Mad Mullah Budbudd Dingding has got news of this foray. After giving an inspiring rant to his underlings, off they set... in hot pursuit!
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Re: Happy Harry... in the Valley of the Bongo Kings!!!

Postby Von Richter » Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:47 am

"I never expected that to 'appen in the Valley of the Bongo Kings!!!"

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Re: Happy Harry... in the Valley of the Bongo Kings!!!

Postby Von Richter » Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:54 am

Well, Harry, Mr. Kipper and the four strapping lads from the South Essex, made a bee line for the cave at the head of the Valley of the Bongo Kings. Mad Mullah Budbudd Dingding and his underthings got lost in the rocks and had a kind of prayer meeting for a bit of inspiration... the crashing out of several volleys caught their attention and they dashed upon a scene beyond their wildest imaginings!
Strange armoured creatures had appeared from inside the Tomb of the Bongo Kings and were exterminating the Infidels! Rushing to the aid, of the strange armoured creatures, Mad Mullah Budbudd Dingding and his motley crew realised their mistake a tad too late... all getting laid low by the strange armoured creature's death rays. The Mad Mullah and his Flagman being the only one's to survive the holocaust. Harry, at a loss as to how to destroy the strange armoured creatures emptied his service revolver into one of the strange armoured creatures eyestalks... it promptly exploded!

"Aim for the eyestalks men, these strange armoured creatures, do have a weakness!"

Cries Our Hero... In a orgy of gunsmoke and blasting exterminators a great pall of dust rises over the Valley of the Bongo Kings. When it clears the strange armoured creatures are all slain, Harry's men are all dead, the Mad Mullah and his Flagman are finished of with one apiece through the melon from Harry's service revolver. Leaving Our Hero last man standing...

"I never expected that to 'appen in the Valley of the Bongo Kings!!! I'm dashed if I know how I can carry off all this treasure now all my chaps have bought it?"

Wonders, Our Hero... gormlessly.

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Re: Happy Harry... in the Valley of the Bongo Kings!!!

Postby Norman D. Landings » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:43 pm

Am I... am I on drugs?

Is this a mescaline flashback? I am simultaneously thrilled and deeply disturbed. Also, I would go and see a band called the Bongo Kings.
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